Me. At least after what I've been through.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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