8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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