this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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