I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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