They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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