I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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