why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
