Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
As shirtless as possible
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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