We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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