Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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