Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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