You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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