He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
