Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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