She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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