Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Randomize
