I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i think i have two assholes
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
It's blow job season.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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