How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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