There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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