D3 body, D1 cock
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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