i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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