is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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