Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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