I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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