So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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