But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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