too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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