i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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