What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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