I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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