But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
