Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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