she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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