no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
