i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
we're chasing vodka with high fives
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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