I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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