You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i just google imaged poop.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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