I CAN MOONWALK!
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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