Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Im part way to drunk.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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