how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Operation Purity has been aborted
this will be a night to untag.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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