He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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