We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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