its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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