69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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