Its about making memories worth repressing
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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