You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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