Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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