just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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