He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
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