She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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