ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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