You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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