Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I need moral support for this bender
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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